The NetCommish Š1997 - 2000 - British Officer Fitness Reports

British Officer Fitness Reports

  


 The British military writes EPR's on officers' fitness reports.  The
 form used for the Royal Navy and Marines fitness reports is the S206.
 the following are excerpts taken from "206's".
 
 His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
 
 I would not breed from this officer.
 
 This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
 definitely won't-be.
 
 When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change
 whichever foot was previously in there.
 
 He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his complete 
 satisfaction.
 
 He would be out of his depth in a car parked in a puddle.
 
 This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
 
 Since my last report he has reached rock bottom and has started
 digging.
 
 She sets low personal standards for herself and then consistently
 fails to achieve them.
 
 He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.
 
 This officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better.
 
 In my opinion, this officer should not be authorized to fly below 250
 feet.
 
 This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

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