*If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
     
*Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
     
*Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
     
*If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights
 off?
     
*If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
     
*When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
     
*If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell her she has the right to remain
 silent?
     
*Why is the word abbreviation so long?
     
*If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
     
*Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
     
*What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only
 endangered plants?
     
*Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
     
*Is it possible to be totally partial?
     
*What's another word for thesaurus?
     
*When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
     
*If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
     
*Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
     
 
*Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
     
*How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
     
*Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
     
*When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
     
    
*Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?